this one that’s apparently super close? but i have NEVER BEEN TO; i’ve been to their OTHER location in the downtown core but not this one that is apparently very good and also very, very close to my house. you guys.
HOW CAN I MAKE THEM HIRE ME?
i’ma wear my harley shirt (scratch that: one of my THREE harley shirts) (one of them is her and ivy i know you’re jealous and it’s okay), ask how sandman overture is, buy hawkeye and captain marvel, and like bring my resume, but what else canst i do? should i just slam my purchases down on the counter and say in an authoritative voice “Transmetropolitan is the best comic ever. HIRE ME.” or should i use, like, a persuasive voice? should i pick a fight with some random douchebag over stephanie brown and so aggressively eviscerate mine enemy that the store owner will have no choice? make some other employee say the words “bucky barnes” so they can watch me explode into feelings and eventually, tears? as proof of my commitment, or something? should i challenge them all to a game of mario kart and if i win, which i will, they HAVE to hire me? should i show up dressed as death from sandman or perhaps (hardcore edition) the saint of killers from preacher instead, so they’ll be too afraid of my ass to NOT lock it down? MY GOD MAN i just don’t KNOWWWW